If Succeed:如果成功：1. The equaler: different with no loss in quality原汁原味：不同演绎，同等质量2. The successful genre swap: for fans of that genre成功“转范儿”：特别的“范儿”给特别的粉丝3. Soul added: song from lousy artist rescued by superior artist注入灵魂：二逼变牛逼，腐朽化神奇4. The whole new level: makes the original look like cover全新境界：青出于蓝而胜于蓝，让原唱变翻唱If Fail:如果失败：5. The why bother? Pointlessly different吃饱撑的：毫无疑义的改变6. The palette swap: pointlessly similar只是换个色儿：只有模仿，没有超越7. Troll added: “hilarious” novelty cover and/or string quartet tribute犯贱找抽：搞怪版翻唱和（或）将原版改为弦乐四重奏8. The Madonna: original pissed all over by shitty artist被麦当娜翻唱：好好原版被狗屁音乐人糟践